Describing myself is a tough task because no one has a pretty good idea of himself/herself. I am very certain of my intentions but the talons of my actions go beyond my imaginations.

Ok, I am not a narcissist!

Well, I am the Pink Jacket, but don't start looking for weird fashion because I wear that only in my mind.

I am a night-walker. I live and florish without the sun and the moon makes a wonderful companion. I write codes for a living at a shop (that should be a 22nd century mystery coz the honchos at work won't allow me to say where) where I build web applications and let coldfusion run all over the place like an over-creamed salad (daytime) and crawl the abyss of the city bowels (night).

Now to more serious matters. I did Electrical Engineering in school just that it's so unfortunate that I have never earned a single cent with my degree. I don't know whether it's my apparent incompetence or my lack of interest; which ever it is, don't expect me to come around fixing your light.

I got into the web business some 7 years back and it's been fun all the way. A dude got me hooked on ColdFusion a while back so I missed the .NET train. Too bad I guess. My area of speciality is marrying CF with Active Directory. If you don't know what that means, don't ask me.

Being techy doesn't do justice to my definition. Here are some of the mirrors you could bounce my images against:

  • I love innovations. Anything new is always thrilling. I think it's coz i get bored easily
  • Psychology is a passion. Trust me to psychoanalyse you within 10 minutes of meeting you. If I don't understand you, I call you mad. Hey don't judge me, that is what shrinks call people they don't understand
  • I like writing. I love easy flowing prose. Like you are talking to a buddie albeit the last thing on my mind is winning a Pulitzer prize. Read The Economist, and you have a good grasp of the boring version of my style
  • I like reading too. I read anything except inspirational books. Man, those guys are shafting readers; all they do is rehash over and over and over what we all know. May be a John Maxwell on a good day. The man is a pastor anyway, so may be I read his prayers. I buy books a lot, magazines, and read online.

If you think I will talk about my private life here, you must be joking.

NOTE:
dejiOlowe is suffering from a chronic case of gerascophobia.