This is what some of the great men have thought about marriage and Women….. Some when trying to be humorous…… What a shame.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. –David Bissonette
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. — Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. — Dumas
The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, “What does a woman want? — Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Sam Gromwell
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” -James Holt McGavran
“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.” – Colin Chapman
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” – Patrick Murray
My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it. – Stanley Greaves
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open. — Groucho Marx
My wife only has two complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space. – Crasto
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. — Milton Berle
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spent less than my wife did. – Rodney Dangerfield
